How To Break a Person's Heart

Let me teach you how to break a person's heart

It's fairly simple, all you have to do is start.

This thing I'm teaching, it's like online gaming

Once you start the war, there's no room for pausing.

First things first, begin with a casual conversation

lure them into your secret mission.

Proceed with compliments and make them smile,

make them believe that you're worth their while.

Promise them loyalty, kindness and affection

make them feel special with your utmost attention.

Now that you've confirmed, they're attracted to you

it's time to proceed to phase Number Two.

Text them at midnight, your beautiful thoughts

tell them that you like them, you like them a lot.

Text them 'Goodnight beautiful' before you sleep

Once you do this, they'll be in it too deep.

Now comes the fun part, so listen closely

but be careful, my dear, it's going to get messy.

Once or twice, read their text but do not reply

make them wonder what went wrong, make them cry.

Try to act indifferent when they share in their secrets

plunge the knife in deeper, kick them where it hurts.

They are now very fragile, almost broken but not quite

To complete this mission, start an argument, pick a fight.

Tell them you are done with them, you're walking away

Now enjoy the sound they make as they beg you to stay.

Then tell them what they fear the most, tell them with a smile,

that you had never loved them, you're playing a game all these while.

You got what you want now, their lives will never be the same

Congratulations, collect your prize, you have won the game.

Now you may ask me, what do you do

If instead you're the one whose heart got broken into two?

I will teach you now how to mend a broken heart

it's fairly simple, all you have to do is start.